**Pick the month you were born in:**
1 (Jan) - I killed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I jumped
5 (May) - I had sex with
6 (June)- I shot
7 (July) - I banged
8 (Aug) - I loved
9 (Sept) - I ran shirtless with
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I slapped
12 (Dec) - I stabbed
**Pick the day (number) you were born on:**
01 - two bi chicks
02 - a homeless guy
03 -the trojan man
04 - a mop
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - an Easter egg
07 - a stripper
08 - my lover
09 - my ex boy/girl friend
10 -a bum
11 - a porn star
12 - a whore
13 - a hooker
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - a cat
18 - a teletubby
19 - a homo
20 - paris hilton
21 - my boyfriend
22 - a dog
23 - a bag of weed
24 - a rock star
25 - my toothbrush
26 - a glass of milk
27 - the kool-aid man
28 - a french fry
29 - a lesbian
30 - a dumb boy
31 - jerry the snowman
**Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:**
White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Pink - because I love marijuana
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because i am horny
Polka Dots - cause i have a nice butt
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I'm cool like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I have a noodle in my nose
Orange - because I smoke crack
Maroon- because i am totaly preppy
Turquoise - because i hate my life
blue - because ima hoe
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
yellow-because i want chips
does your name fit you?
A: beautiful eyes
B: Amazing kisser
C: Makes people laugh
D: Very easy to fall in love with
E: loves someone
F: Loves it
G: doesnt give a shit
H: freakin' hott
I: has the best personality
J: easy to fall in love with
K: Crazy
L: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
M: really sweet
N: very good kisser
O: very very hot
P: Funny as hell
Q: An animal lover
R: good friend
S: Great kisser
T: Awesome kisser
U: Has a Smile to die for
V : Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: sexi body
Z: Has a great body
M: really sweet
O: very very hot
L: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
L: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Y: sexi body
N: very good kisser
A: beautiful eyes
T: Awesome kisser
A: beautiful eyes
L: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
I: has the best personality
E: loves someone
S: Great kisser
A: beautiful eyes
D: Very easy to fall in love with
I: has the best personality
E: loves someone
B: Amazing kisser
E: loves someone
L: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
L: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
A: beautiful eyes
SO FAR CORRECT!
if you contact me with yours, I'll put it up here!
BELLA'S EYES ONLY! Bella - this is in case you want to look retarded again :)
Blue! okay, the reason i am writing this message now is because i don't know if i will have a chance to be on tomorrow, but...
HAPPY B-DAY!!
ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily! Fourteen ily's! plz have a good bday, slut # 2! haha oh and i have 14 things i like about you to make your special day extra fantastical!
1:You have a good sense of style
2: even when you piss me off, i still love you!
3: you have a good sense of humor!
4: you annoy the shit out of me sometimes! (and that is a GOOD thing!)
5: you are smart!
6: your so beautiful,inside
7: & out!
8: your happiness makes me happy :P
9: your smile is warm!
10: you are very dependable
11: you don't spread shit.
12: you like me for M-E
13: you are you, no one else
14: Heart!
So have a good b-day, and remember, I'm here with you and sending my thoughts all day, and my good wishes. and I'm praying for your good fortune! here is a poem i thought you would enjoy! i didn't write it, btw.
Everyone should have
a friend like you
You are so much fun to be with
And you are such a good person
You crack me up with laughter
And touch my heart with your kindness
You have a wonderful ability
To know when to offer advice
And when to sit in quiet support
Time after time
You've come to my rescue
And brightend so many
Of my routine days
And time after time
I've realized how fortunate
I am that my life includes you
I really do believe that
Everybody should have a friend like you
But so far it looks like
You are one of a kind!
and one more!: cute and silly, hehe enjoy! p.s. ily and again, have a good b-day!
Well I hope that you're happy,
now that I wrote this dumb poem for you!
Remember that ugly puppy you saw,
I bought it for you too.
I can almost picture
that stupid grin on you face;
Just make sure you keep that fleabag away from me
when I drop by at your place.
Okay... the truth is
I'm sorry about what I said the other day.
When I called you a pig,
I meant piggish in a nice kinda way.
This is embarassing,
but... er... you're not fat.
In fact, I think you are very pretty.
(Not that I'm gonna marry you or anything like that!)
I just want you to know
that you'll always be my best friend;
and that I'll be there for you from the beginning
till the end.
This really sounds disgusting,
doesn't it?
Promise not to let your sister read this poem,
And gimme back my CD by Alanis Morrisette!!
